another thing for today….why Dave is my best friend:
An email from D:
Subject: seven chinese brothers
today is gross. the wind smells like sewer farts and the atmosphere is made out of swamp gas. and i’m going to the maryland football game with my dad and skip and juncle jim. yes juncle. i’m going because it’ll force me to stay awake until late tonight. apparently J is pretty serious about these games, like with ummm what’s it called, hanging out before game time. can’t think of the phrase. well we have to do that before and after the game. and there’s some sort of Perfect Storm-calibur weather system heading towards us.
i thought if i started writing you an email it would just flow from my fingertips like hot magic, but instead im suffering from a bit of writer’s block. perhaps this is the end.
eh ill give you some interesting facts first to make having read this slightly more worthwhile:
-male kangaroos have two pronged penises to suit their double-vagina’d counterparts
-the word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want (tailgaiting)
-two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey
fin.
